The Ballad of Steven Jackson

So Phil Tarcy, our head VersaCAMM Tech at IW, had a bit of time on his hands and wrote a hilarious song for me!

I thought I would share it with all of you as it is just to funny to keep to myself. I hope you like it!

The Ballad Of Steve Jackson, VersaCAMM Technician

To the tune of

“The Ballad of Jed Clampett”

Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Steve,

An ex-military with stripes on his sleeve,

Then one day he was printin’ up some signs,

And out from the printer came some horizontal lines.

Banding, that is. Nozzle dropout,  deflection.

Well the first thing you know,

Ol’ Steve’s getting mad,

His wife Jen said, “Steve this job is bad!”

Steve said, “Darling, I know just what to do!”

So he opened up the cover and changed a cap or two.

Top, that is. Clogged lines, swollen foam.

Well now Steve’s all fixed, and he’s in a good mood,

And all his jobs are a printin’ well and good,

He knows how to fix all your printer’s trouble,

And how to show you ways, to make your profits double!

Cash, that is. From your VersaCAMM.  It’s like printin’ your own money!